JAKE "THE SNAKE" ROBERTS!

Jake “The Snake” Roberts: Well, well. The Million Dollar Man, Ted DiBiase. Here we are at WrestleMania, and it's the biggest match of your career. Why? Because everything you stand for is on the line, mainly, the Million Dollar Belt. Oh yeah, you see it can be yours once again. All you have to do is go through Damien, and me. But you see, Damien and I don't forget, we remember all the times you made people grovel for your money. These were people far less fortunate than you, people who could use your money for essentials, and what did you do? You made fun of them. You humbled them and you humiliated them. Well, now it's my turn. I'm going to make you beg, DiBiase, you are going to get down on your hands and knees. This time, you'll be the one that's humbled. This time, you'll be the one that's humiliated, and this time, you will be the one that grovels for the money. And how appropriate, that the money you grovel for is your very own. A victim of your own greed, wallowing in the muck of avarice.

Mean Gene Okerlund: Longfellow couldn't have said it better. 

- Wrestlemania VI (1990)

MR. PERFECT!

I’m not only the PERFECT wrestler, I’m the PERFECT athlete! Golf, basketball, billiards, ping pong, chess and horseshoes: I can play ALL those sports - and more - but, more importantly, I play them PERFECTLY! - Curt Hennig (1988)

Chaos At Camp Cutey-Cub!

I had a dumb half-idea and thought it would be fun to make it into a retro arcade game advert. BTW the bad guy is called Big B, he was humiliated at a costume party years ago and disappeared into the woods, returning each year to punish any bears that cross his path at summer camp. Just so you know.

The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase! (& Virgil)

"Money isn't everything. It's the only thing."

"O Deus Meus" On Sale NOW!!

Threadless has a brand new line of Bob's Burgers tees and I got to design one of them! You can buy my shirt "O Deus Meus" here, in EVERRRRRY size you can imagine!!

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE!!

I'm the Macho Man Randy Savage and I'm the World Wrestling Federation Champion and YOU'RE NOT!!

David Bowie.

"I think I saw you in an ice-cream parlor, drinking milk shakes cold and long.
Smiling and waving and looking so fine, don't think you knew you were in this song."
(Five Years - David Bowie)

ULTIMATE WARRIOR!!

"Hulk Hogan ... Kick the cockpit door down. Take the two pilots that have already made the sacrifice so that you can face the challenge. Dispose of them, Hulk Hogan. Assume the controls, Hulk Hogan. SHOVE THAT CONTROL INTO A NOSEDIVE, HULK HOGAN! Push yourself to total self-dstruction. As you realize, Hulk Hogan, you are about to enter a world close to Parts Unknown. Ah, smell it, warriors. Do you, Hulk Hogan, look for a place to hide? Or do you, Hulk Hogan, face the challenge that may be more powerful than EVEN YOU ARE, HULK HOGAN!" - Ultimate Warrior. Wrestle mania VI (1990)

Scrooge McDuck

Happy New Year! (WOOO-OOOO!!)